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This blog is run by two amateurs who believe that what they have seen on TV is enough to qualify them as actual Private Detectives; In fact, they have neither the qualifications or experience to make any actual accusations; instead all material is purely speculative. Any accusations made--especially of celebrities--should be taken in good fun and in no way are intended as slanderous or even genuine.

The cases are real, ripped from the headlines of Boston Papers, and from any other Bostonian sources. The names of some people or places may be changed either for protection, or because they sound cooler that way. The main sources of information are public, but the deductions and all other material are our own, copyright Grahame Turner and Peter Franklin; by reading any part of this page, you are agreeing to share any profits made from any insights or material herein with the authors--this includes police rewards. If you wish to quote or reprint any part of this blog, seek written permission from either writer. Comment on that entry and they will e-mail you with more information. Obviously, not reading this disclaimer is not an excuse.

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